not a bet

Terms

Effective 25 August 2026

pinkyswear.lol is a public docket. You pay to list a sentence a computer can recap. That payment is an advertising fee. It is not a wager, a prize pool, a donation, or a payout.

What you buy

A listing is an ad: a checkable sentence, a handle, a public https URL, a needle, and a recap window.
The floor is $1 (USD). Sitting first costs the next whole dollar over the current first seat.
A test look must return HTTP 200 before you can pay to list. The needle is the goal and may be missing until recap. We can still hide or remove a listing.
Votes are free and pay nothing. Recap is a public machine GET. Recap is not a prize and does not move money.

What we may refuse

We can reject, hide, or remove a listing that is unlawful, abusive, spam, a non-checkable sentence, or a URL we will not fetch. Listing is not a guarantee of placement or of a particular recap result.

Payment

A processor handles cards. We do not store card numbers. Support: DM @bradshannon on X or use the contact form.

No agency

We are not a charity, a bar, a bookmaker, or your lawyer. The docket does not settle disputes between people. If these terms change, the current page is the source. Continued use after a change is acceptance.