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Terms

Effective 25 August 2026

pinkyswear.lol is a public docket. It is not open yet. This site does not take payment today.

When it opens, you will pay to list a sentence a computer can recap, and you may pay more to sit first on that docket. That payment is an advertising fee. It is not a wager, a prize pool, a donation, or a payout.

What you will buy

A listing is an ad: a checkable sentence, a handle, a URL, and a recap window.
The floor is $1 (USD). After that, sitting first costs the next whole dollar over the current first seat.
Votes are free and pay nothing. Recap is a public machine look at the URL you named. Recap is not a prize and does not move money.

What we may refuse

We can reject, hide, or remove a listing that is unlawful, abusive, spam, a non-checkable sentence, or a URL we will not fetch. Listing is not a guarantee of placement or of a particular recap result.

Payment

We are not taking payment yet. There is no checkout on this site today. If we take payment later, a processor will handle cards. We will not store card numbers. Contact @bradshannon on X.

No agency

We are not a charity, a bar, a bookmaker, or your lawyer. The docket does not settle disputes between people. If these terms change, the current page is the source. Continued use after a change is acceptance.